| lmfao |
[May. 30th, 2005|08:30 pm] |
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A man walks into a bar carrying a tiny man playing a tiny piano. The bartender asks him where he got him. He says that there is a genie outside who will grant him one wish. The bartender goes outside and asks the genie for a million bucks and he is given a million ducks. He storms back into the bar and says "the genie sucks! I asked him for a million bucks and he gives me a million DUCKS!" The guy turns to the bartender and says, "You think I asked for a 12-inch pianist?" |
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| nice joke |
[May. 30th, 2005|08:29 pm] |
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Bob asks his friend Leo to house sit while hes on vacation. He calls a few days later and asks how his cat is. Leo tells him his cat is dead. Bob freaks and says he should have broken the news gently. first time he called he should have said the cat was on the roof, second time there is no way to get the cat down, then the third time he should have said the cat fell off and was killed. A few days later Bob calls Leo and asks how his mom is. Leo says "well, Bob, shes on the roof..." |
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| If its not one thing...its another |
[May. 29th, 2005|03:43 pm] |
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Well. This is it. When the fur starts flying it just dont stop. The dam is broken and I'm being drown by the million tons of water escaping.... Bah!!! Guess I should have seen this coming, the quiet before the storm....now thats when you should run for the hills. |
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| Interesting. |
[May. 26th, 2005|09:42 am] |
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| |  Ass Cooties!!! | ] |
| [ | music |
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Seriously, a lot can happen in two hours. Well, I got a text as I was driving to work from Jenn, shes at home sick. Hmph two days without her, how rude, eh got over that pretty quick. Got out of my car to go sign in and get my radio when I hear someone whistling. I see Jenn's little friend, Marvin sitting on the curb whistling at me. Loser. I ignore him go and do my stuff and come back out. He yells that he took a shower with my mom. lmao...uhhhh!!! I scream back, was it good? Guess he didnt expect that cuz he started cracking up. Guess some water thing broke yesterday and ended up drenching them so yeah, shower, hah. Dork! He hangs with me by my car, making fun of the little crap mobile. Looks at my engine and calls me "such a girl" cuz I dont know how to do anything to it. My engine was dirty so I guess Im supposed to clean it? hah who woulda known. Makes fun of my killer soundsystem too, my mini cd player. puts the headphones round his neck and listens to the first few songs of Rob Thomas over and over and over. He likes white girl music. lmao Later we went back to my car to get him Jessica Simpson. lmao He better give my cd player back to my mom at the end of the day or else imma have to hurt him. So Larry comes up whines about the shitty day he had yesterday and that it would be shitty today too. Poor baby. He looked so sad. Guess he got into trouble for some bs reason, he lost his backpack and all this other crap. He leaves with his friend and comes back towards the end of the morning, went to the bus stop and smoked with some friends. Blew on me. Ick CANCER!!! lol. Dont know why people like smoking cigarettes, gross. But whatever. The bell rings and me and Marvin sit out front with this chick waiting for his gf and her bf. Turns out the chicks bf was already in class. We go to Marvins girls class, she wasnt there but as we were walking out we see her walking towards her class. I take him to his class, the only reason he wanted to hang out with me was so he could get an excused tardy lol, he has a huge red lip print on his cheek. Awe. He really loves his gf, so adorable.
Next I go and pick up a few people for OR. I take them into the room and the scary ass parol officer is there again. I really dont know why they hired this guy at the end of the year. Such a waste, but whatever they do a lot of shit that I dont understand. Dylan got to go home yesterday cuz he was sick so he had to go to In school suspension today. He wanted me to take him down to get his baseball stuff outta his locker, so I ask the guy and he goes "BASEBALL!?" like he didnt believe Dylan was in it so Dylan says "Yeah, baseball" in a tone that the guy didnt like. He got in his face and told him to respect him and say yes, sir. Dylan wouldnt so I had to take him to the office. Ugh, Dylan why cant u just do as youre told.... I would have started balling if the guy got in my face like that. hah I was freaked just hearing him yell at Dylan. Poor kid, hes got a bad attitude but it sucks how they treat him. I think I let my heart get attached to these kids. lol Sad really. They could all be really good if they made better choices. *sigh* Ah well. I'll cure a few of them, hopefully. So I went into the office and found Nick, George and Dwight doing there Austin Powers movie again so I help them film. They cant remember lines for shit, too much weed. lol. They finish around 9 and I get to leave. Guess Dylan got suspended or something. Why he would wanna get suspended this close to the end of the school year, I dunno, but ok then.
So that was my day so far. Eventful. lol.
Now a public service announcement. lmao
Monday is memorial day. Bridget Jenn and I want to have a pool party bbq at Bridgets place. We'll stay at her casa after she gets off work Sunday, have a lil movie night and then swim and bbq all monday. So, Manda, Ellyn, you in?? It'll be a blast! So let us know!!! Gonna go shopping for food tomorrow maybe. Yes...that is all. |
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| good times |
[May. 25th, 2005|08:50 pm] |
tzightshiznic: do do do do da do do do, do do do do DO dodododo do do bum bum
CaliGrl2149: hu-hu-hu-...woooooow
tzightshiznic: lol
CaliGrl2149: *SINGS*ur amazingly RETARDED!
tzightshiznic: hah hey!! that took me a long time to type out! DONT HATE APPRECIATE!!!!!!
CaliGrl2149: ah, ya whore.
tzightshiznic: no luv
CaliGrl2149: i'll "don't hate, appreciate" YOU!
CaliGrl2149: *mutters* stupid llama...
tzightshiznic: *sniffle* you hate me *SOBS*
CaliGrl2149: *hands nikki a tissue*
CaliGrl2149: noooooo i wuv ya my sistah!
CaliGrl2149: ur my lifemate, i have to heart u
tzightshiznic: DUTCH HATER *throws a schmoke and a pancake at amandas head*
CaliGrl2149: you bitch! *killer vein*
tzightshiznic: lmao
tzightshiznic: *huggles*
CaliGrl2149: that sounds like something a three yr old would say. and it reminds me of snuggle, which makes me think of fabric softener
tzightshiznic: lmao snuggle and hug put together. god fucking damn im good.
tzightshiznic: lmao
CaliGrl2149: "god fucking damn i'm good" sounds like something a guy would say after he "performed well"
tzightshiznic: lmfao! I WIN!!! good job little man, *high fives crotch*
tzightshiznic: hahaha
CaliGrl2149: *laughs so hard she chokes on her schmoke and a pancake*!!
tzightshiznic: hahaha!!! dont burn yourself!!! inner throatal burns would be hard to fix.
CaliGrl2149: ouchies!
tzightshiznic: throatal, lmao go me and my made up words
CaliGrl2149: LOVELY!!! AHAHAHA *gasps* i won!!!! i won some of jack's stuff...an ultimate breakfast sandwich! woooo
CaliGrl2149: haahahahaha
tzightshiznic: haha! Jack in the crack!!!!!!!
CaliGrl2149: aaahhh yes
tzightshiznic: Fuck Star Wars. Yeah, I said it. Fuck it hard in the ass with one of those goddamned light sabers.
tzightshiznic: lmfao!!!
CaliGrl2149: WOW!!!! ok so saving that for an away message!!! :-D FUCKING AWESOME!!
tzightshiznic: hahaha
tzightshiznic: Debbie has it in a blog. lmao
CaliGrl2149: hahahhahahahhaaha
CaliGrl2149: so proud!!
tzightshiznic: :-D
tzightshiznic: should have just said I came up with it. lmao *smacks self on head*
CaliGrl2149: hey i respect ur honesty. yeah i wouldn't of believed u anyways!
CaliGrl2149: hahahahahhha
CaliGrl2149: :-D
tzightshiznic: *sniffle* im not cool enough for a comment like that.
tzightshiznic: least i have the props for my blow him up comment.
tzightshiznic: *hugs self* go me.
CaliGrl2149: ooohhh YEAH you're goin down in history with Rudolph on that one sistah
tzightshiznic: hell fuckin yeah baby!!! me AND my crotch for its incredible performance
CaliGrl2149: wow! what haven't yooouuu been telling me!?!?!??!
CaliGrl2149: ahahahahaah ROFL
tzightshiznic: lmao!!!
tzightshiznic: I have a retractable dick. hah should show you sometime. I push in my belly button and BAM! Im good to go for hours and hours and hours. hahahaha IT IS ERECT!!!
CaliGrl2149: oh
CaliGrl2149: my
CaliGrl2149: dear
CaliGrl2149: lord!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
tzightshiznic: hahahahahaha!!!!!!!!
CaliGrl2149: my god thats so fucking funny
CaliGrl2149: oh lordy!!!
CaliGrl2149: ill be laughing at the for hours
tzightshiznic: :-D*bows*
tzightshiznic: that was better than the light saber ass fucking comment dammit, had to step it up and i did!!!!!!!
tzightshiznic: woooooo!
tzightshiznic: lmao that would be funny
CaliGrl2149: :-D
CaliGrl2149: ur are awesomely witty my lifemate
tzightshiznic: hehehehe I know this.
tzightshiznic: just gotta find that wittiness that is buried under the pile of bitterness and loneliness. its there somewhere I swear!!!
CaliGrl2149: it is!!!
CaliGrl2149: bah screw lonliness
CaliGrl2149: dats not cool
tzightshiznic: eh no biggie. that can be pushed aside. bitterness is a bit heavier. sadness too. Might just have to recruit my retractable dick to help push it away.
tzightshiznic: hahaha
CaliGrl2149: *cracks up* that was just a biiiiiit tmi! but hahahaha |
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[May. 25th, 2005|08:22 pm] |
chorus:
I tear my heart open, I sew myself shut
My weakness is that I care too much
My scars remind me that the past is real
I tear my heart open just to feel
Drunk and I'm feeling down
And I just wanna be alone
I'm pissed cause you came around
Why don't you just go home
Cause you channel all your pain
And I can't help to fix myself
Your making me insane
All I can say is
chorus
I tried to help you once
A kiss will only vise
I saw you going down
But you never realized
That your drowning in the water
So I offered you my hand
Compassions in my nature
Tonight is our last dance
chorus
I'm drunk and I'm feeling down
And I just wanna be alone
You shouldn't ever came around
Why don't you just go home?
Cause your drowning in the water
And I tried to grab your hand
And I left my heart open
But you didn't understand
But you didn't understand
You fix yourself
I can't help you fix yourself
But at least I can say I tried
I'm sorry but I gotta move on with my own life
I can't help you fix yourself
But at least I can say I tried
I'm sorry but I gotta move on with my own life
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[May. 25th, 2005|08:20 pm] |
This is what I don't understand. Men sit and question and whine that girls are only attracted to the mean guys, the guys who berate them and belittle them and don't appreciate them and don't want them; who use them for sex and think of little else than where their next conquest will be made. Men complain that they never meet nice girls, girls who are genuinely interested and compelling, who are intelligent and sweet and smart and beautiful; men despair that no good women want to share in their lives, that girls play mindgames, that girls love to keep them hanging. Yet, men, I ask you: were you to meet one of these genuinely interested, thrillingly compelling, interesting and intelligent and sweet and beautiful and smart girls, were you to give her your number and wait for her to call... and if you were to receive a call from her the next day and she, in her truthful, loyal, intelligent and straightforward nice girl fashion, were to tell you that she finds you intriguing and attractive and interesting and worth her time and perhaps material from which she could fashion a boyfriend, would you or would you not immediately call your friends to tell them of the "stalker chick" you'd met the night prior, who called you and wore her heart on her sleeve and told the truth? And would you, or would you not, refuse to make plans with her, speak with her, see her again, and once again return to the bar or club or party scene and search once more for this "nice girl" who you just cannot seem to find? Because therein lies the truth, guys: we nice girls are everywhere. But you're not looking for a nice girl. You're not looking for someone genuinely interested in your intermural basketball game, or your anatomy midterm grade, or that argument you keep having with your father; you're looking for a quick fix, a night when you can pretend to have a connection with another human being which is just as disposable as the condom you were using during it.
So don't say you're on the lookout for nice girls, guys, when you pass us up on every step you take. Sometimes we go undercover; sometimes we go in disguise: sometimes when that girl in the low cut shirt or the too tight miniskirt won't answer your catcalls, sometimes you're looking at a nice girl in whore's clothing - - we might say we like the attention, we might blush and giggle and turn back to our friends, but we're all thinking the same thing: "This isn't me. Tomorrow morning, I'll be wearing a teeshirt and flannel shorts, I'll have slept alone and I'll be making my hungover best friend breakfast. See through the disguise. See me." You never do. Why? Because you only see the exterior, you only see the slutty girl who welcomes those advances. You don't want the nice girl.. so don't say you're looking for a relationship: relationships take time and energy and intent, three things we're willing to extend - - but in return, we're looking for compassion and loyalty and trust, three things you never seem willing to express. Maybe nice guys finish last, but in the race they're running they're chasing after the whores and the sluts and the easy-targets... the nice girls are waiting at the finish line with water and towels and a congradulatory hug (and yes, if she's a nice girl and she likes you, the sweatiness probably won't matter), hoping against hope that maybe you'll realize that they're the ones that you want at the end of that silly race. |
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| work work work, all i have to talk about.. |
[May. 25th, 2005|10:32 am] |
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Well yesterday we went swimming and tanning. Came home and had some yummy raviolis while watching home movies and the wizard of oz!! Love it. Hung around and ya, thats about it for yesterday.
Went to work this morning, was bored outta my mind all morning since Jenn wasnt there. Just chilled, manbag and larry both didnt show up to keep me company, dicks. lol oh well. at 9 Nelson had a whole bunch of kids that needed to be picked up or taken to OR so yeah stayed til 930. Got to hang with Brother, Chris and Dylan. Dylan was pissed off. hah bad mood, all sick and didnt know what he did so he had a killer attitude. called Anderson an old hag under his breath after she made him throw his gum out. hahaha. Keith is so funny. he had gum the whole time and spit it out and stuck it under the desk. lmao she couldnt tell he had gum. Yeah....what else.... talked to my mom guess Brads dad has gotten worse so he really wont be able to drive again so hopefully Ill get his car soon. Well think thats it for now... bye |
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[May. 24th, 2005|11:38 am] |
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| | Fractional, Weezer and Rob Thomas | ] |
Scanned in some pics from the concert and stuff last night. Put some on myspace. Gonna put on the rest in a blog later. Watched the season finale of Everwood. Such a good show. Went to bed.
Went to work and hung out with Larry and Jenn all morning. I hope hes there early tomorrow morning too cuz Jenns not gonna be there. and its a late start day so if he isnt Imma be hell bored. Should remember to bring a book or something just in case. lol. He was messing around with my radio this morning, calling my mom and stuff. Pretty funny. Pretended to say "come to the parking lot, Im deflowering your daughter" lmao fag. Youre my brother! ew!!! haha good times. Love that kid. Went and got Viana and some other people outta class cuz they witnessed someone vandalizing something in the gym. Played camera woman for this group of boys, Nick Clack and a few other losers. lol. They first wanted me to play Frou (sp....) in Austin Powers to say YA! YA! YA! but hell no, fool so I made Viana do it. Got to do some fancy camera work. Was pretty funny. This one kid was Mini me, shaved half his head and had chocolate all over his mouth. Funny shit. So then, I came home. Have been filling out job applications all morning. Mom left a whole bunch on my desk but theyre all for like city jobs,eh good pay but I want a "normal" summer job. Applied at Chuck E cheese (lmao not to be one of them damn dressed up people, would rather not be kicked by lil bastards all day), Blockbuster, and Home Depot. Might have an in at the movie theatre but gotta wait on that one, so we'll see how everything goes. Just wish my mom would back the fuck out of my life. ARGH! Leave me alone, I can get a job on my own, thank you very much!!! Oh well. Yeah so waiting for my pizza to cook. Need to find something to do. Think i'll upload the photos now. Bye!!! |
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| vague recap |
[May. 23rd, 2005|09:52 am] |
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Well. Woke up pretty early on Saturday, got ready. Took my bro to Jesses after pickin up the girls from Ellyns. Went to Jenns then GV. Had fun cutting our shirts to make them all tight n shit. Jenn made a cape, battan da na na na na na. Nother new nickname, Nik-a-licious. hah Jenn wrote it on the collar of my shirt. Its tight. Hung out and did the whole security thing. Hung with Kevin, cool sweet dude. Says on his myspace that hes 28, bit too old. lol, but hes still cool. all got drumsticks from him. Had to pout for mine but worked like a charm. haha. Got autographs from all the bands. had hot guitarist dude and kevin from fractional sign my breasteses haha. Then this feminine guy from A Weekend FLight signed right on my breastes. hah "how old are you?" lmao that was classic. Guess Larry grabbed his ass one time when he walked by. hah such a perv. Was walking behind the stage with him and the girls and he like lifted both sides of my skirt a little. Bad Brother!!! Took a family portrait with him. Brother #1 wasnt there, but his friends were. Saw Randon smoking a joint at the top of the stage as we left. *shakes head* Got Larrys chicks up to meet a few band members, he owes me his soul and his first born child. hah. Got some hilarious pics of him. Hes so awesome tho, despite his stonerness and perverted nature. Gonna adopt that boy. Wanted me to hook him up with some chick, lmao its like he really is my brother hah! Hmm he started a mosh pit. retard. Got him an all access pass, him and Danny hid it under their shirts and acted like they were the coolest people ever. hah spazzes. Left after Fractional performed and went to Jenns to change and then Jack in the box and then finally Davids.
Met the boys. They were all so fuckin drunk by the end of the night. My lord. Played pool danced basketball ping pong and Kings. Good times. Ellyn and Bridget got the majority of the stuff that went down at the party. Kings was fun. I think I drank the most out of the girls. Deb passed out on the couch cuz of being tired, not from drinking. I had my mudslide, 3/4 of Bridgets then 2 smirnoffs and started a third but had like a sip. Was feeling pretty damn tipsy. Drank a lot of water so freq bathroom breaks. Ellyn hung with Jeff most of the night after the lil ping pong dare game. Fun stuff. 5 bucks richer! lmao that was so fun. Played phone tag with Matt. He left me 2 messages and I left him 1. He dont sound southern. hah cute voice *nod* Jenn Pat and Deb were kinda scarce...it was odd. tho Pat did hang with us for awhile, mixing random concoctions (sp!!!) one of them was a winner! So yummy. Beer bong was interesting. people puked after others added hard liquor in with the beer. Funny and nasty at the same time. Jenn pat and Deb left early and went to jenns to watch a movie. Guess deb had to get up at 6 for work. no bueno. I hung with Josh and Kenny most of the night once he showed up. Hes a cute guy. Guess he has a kid and he does smoke, but yeah he was really cool about not letting the smoke get near me. Pretty sweet, he wasnt drunk either so maybe thats why I liked him the best. Drunk guys act like 5 year olds. lmao was damn entertaining tho. Both Dale and David were hittin on Bridget. hah funny shit. Me and Bridget were taking care of them all night, Ellyn had Jeff covered so we were mamas to the other boys, keeping them from falling and shit. David is a rambly drunk, talks about random shit and doesnt make sense. Dale is more of the chill out of it drunk. josh is the obnoxious drunk. Pat was freakin hilarious, finally talked to us normally. usually hes pretty quiet but yeah. Crashed on the couch bout 530 and woke up at 9. Boys were pretty normal for being a bit hung over. No hangover for me! woo! Thats one thing I dont wanna deal with. Kenny came over for a bit and talked with us, then they all went to lunch and to pull Josh's grammas weeds. lol. Hung with david, had pop tarts and watched Finding Nemo. Good times throwin the ping pong ball around. How do I always end up doing that with someone?! lmao me and David started it then it spread to Bridget , ellyn observed. Yeah left bout 2 and went and got my pics developed. then came home and was like a zombie for most of the day, fallin in and out of sleep. damn phone didnt even wake me up, now thats tellin ya something. lmao. mom was online all fuckin day even tho half the time she wasnt even home so i didnt get to come on. Ah well, went to sleep at 10.
Work was ok this morning. Jenn was kinda out of it, had a doctors appt after work so she was a lil nervous and not that social. Now here I am, gotta go do laundry and shit. Might go out with the chickas for lunch. *nod* so im out!! |
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| lmfao |
[May. 20th, 2005|11:28 pm] |
quiet star73: lhaha
tzightshiznic: looks like llama.
tzightshiznic: ooh i wanna watch emperors new groove!
quiet star73: quiet star73: lhaha<-------that looks like llama?? lmao
tzightshiznic: hahah yes. it does in my retarded mind.
quiet star73: *pats nikki on head*
tzightshiznic: reminds me of llama...or maybe my mind is just more fucked than i thought, thinking bout llamas outta no where.
tzightshiznic: lmao
quiet star73: *nod* llamas...haah thats a weird word
tzightshiznic: hah indeed. I concur.
tzightshiznic: whoever thought of that word was a screwball
quiet star73: *nod* they shoudl have just been called humps
tzightshiznic: lmao llamas dont have humps!!!
quiet star73: ya they do...o wait those are donkeys
quiet star73: lmao
quiet star73: wiat
quiet star73: donkeys....
tzightshiznic: lmao!!! no those are camels!!!!!!!
quiet star73: *cries* id ont know my animals
quiet star73: llamas donkeys camels all the same thing!
quiet star73: im on a roll tonight
tzightshiznic: lmfao!!!
tzightshiznic: i love u Bridget hahaha
quiet star73: :-D wuv ya too lol...man...where is my brain tonight
tzightshiznic: haha on vacation apparently.
quiet star73: *nod*
quiet star73: llamas dont they have one hump tho? i know they spit....lol
tzightshiznic: hahaha no they dont got humps. think about emperors new groove.
quiet star73: nvr saw it
tzightshiznic: ohh well damn
tzightshiznic: need to educate u on ur animalsby watching cartoons
quiet star73: lol *nod* |
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[May. 20th, 2005|08:52 pm] |
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Well yesterday was awesome. Thought the chickas would go into more detail but apparently not so here goes. Mapquest sucks ass, damn round about directions. Issues with dumbass Jetta not letting me over so we had to turn around, then we had issues finding parking. But yeah Got to the concert, first band scared the fuck outta me, so I can only imagine how freaked lil innocent Bridget was. lmao lil angel in the crowd of drunk crazy moshers. Lots of cute boys there tho, damn!!! MUSKRAT!!! Saw some GV peoples couldnt place them. Randon, such a hot lil punk boy. hah Keith was there too I guess but didnt see him!!! Ah well, the hot loner boy behind us was keeping my attention. Wearing a casual suit thing, rubbing up against Bridget and I. Me and Bridge got all the punk rock boys attention. lmao. *high three!!!* Our cool guitarist nose ring dude. The suit guy was like singing right in my ear during SES. lmao was funny, breathing on my neck n shit. He was too short, but fine as fuck. *nod* The bands rocked. I really liked Fractional and AXIS. Gotta get some CDs yo. Rock concerts are waaaaay different than the lil pop concerts I'm used to, tho there were these teeny bopper chicks snapping 10 million pictures of the guys of Axis. Fucking annoying as hell. Right in front of us. Argh!! Then this chick with two braids was like all up on me when the pit was still pretty empty. Pretended to be riding her like a horse, using the braids as reigns. lmao was funny, had Jenn laughin. Couldnt hear anything man, had to just act shit out to get our point across. We were in the pit the entire concert which lasted a hell of a lot longer than I thought it would. SES didnt even get onstage til 1130. Got home bout 1 and died. Bret didnt show up cuz he was sick I guess, the loser. Invited me to this concert that he was throwing tonight but its 21 and over. Guess he doesnt know how old I am, looked at the flier and was like...DAMMIT! Ah well dont have the energy to party again anyway. My day was interesting....
Yeah felt like I was hit by a Honda this morning when I woke up. The ears returned to normal, but everything else ached and my stomach was doing flip flops. Was so not cool. Felt like hell runneth over. Texted my mom last night around 1130 telling her that they hadnt even started their set yet and to call the sub line to get someone to cover for her today cuz there would be no way I would make it thru the day working for her. She called Bonnie and she didnt answer I guess. So yeah I tell her Im not feeling well and she basically doesnt give a shit, told Jenn that I needed to suck it up. Fuck off woman, im not the one who leaves work cuz her hand hurts!! And Im also not the one who schedules appointments when I know I have to work. But you know whatever. Told me she called everyone and their was no one to cover so I HAD to stay no matter what. Talked to Tracey about it and she said I should just tell her I threw up in the bathroom and that she would say she heard me to back the story up. Tried that, didnt work. She just brought me crackers and water. Fucker!!! Not only did my tummy hurt, but I had a headache and my whole body was shutting down due to lack of sleep and water. Was so not cool. Got all light headed and felt like I was going to pass out, but yeah im fine to work. uh huh. in the killer sun. *nod* Talked to my bro and when my mom walked by to leave he was all "sister doesnt feel well and NO she was not out drinking like I was last night" lmao. Such a goober. Love him. Still wondering why he feels the need to scream I love you Sister across the campus, but I play along. Screamed loved ya bro back to him and the guy that was there subbing for Bobby thought I was talking to him. lmao. He was 24 and we hung out for awhile after I started feeling better. He was pretty cool. Asked me if people call me Colie or anything, said I hated it and that my friends call me Nikki. I get up to leave at 2 since my mom was back and he calls after me, See ya Nikki! lol awww Better part of my day. Jenn was so lucky being able to leave at 8, the bitch! Ah well. came home and fell asleep til like 5, whilst sweating to death in shorts and a sports bra. Fucked up, huh? Hotter in my house than it is outside right now. *shakes head* RETARDED parents, run the AC dammit! Eh whatever. So yeah that was the past two days in a nutshell. Feel like such a loser being home on a Friday night but Im too beat from this week to really do anything. Ill make it up to everyone tomorrow night. Guess Matts gonna call me tomorrow since the texting on his phone is costing him a million bucks. Should be interesting. Well Im out. |
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| The world revolves around me....literately. hah |
[May. 19th, 2005|10:32 am] |
You Are From the Sun |
Of all your friends, you're the shining star.
You're dramatic - loving attention and the spotlight.
You're a totally entertainer and the life of the party.
Watch out! The Sun can be stubborn, demanding, and flirty.
Overall, you're a great leader and great friend. The very best!
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[May. 19th, 2005|10:24 am] |
Your Life Path Number Is 9 |
9
The keys your Life Path are compassion, generosity, and a very humanitarian attitude.
You are very trustworthy, honorable, and unlikely to harbor any sort of prejudice.
Obviously, this is a rather tall order, but you are, in fact, a person that feels very deeply for individuals less fortunate than yourself.
If you are in a position to help, you certainly will.
You tend to be quite sensitive, as you see the world with much feeling and compassion.
The 9, being the highest of the single digit numbers, holds an elevated position and poses certain responsibilities.
Your purpose of life is of a philosophical nature.
Judges, spiritual leaders, healers and educators frequently have much 9 energy.
Material gains are not overly important to you.
You have a very selfless attitude and will give up of material possessions for the common good.
he desire to help others, especially the troubled or underprivileged, is strong.
You are apt to frequently find yourself being used and let down by others, as your generosity is misused and abused.
Your very deep understanding of life is sometimes manifested in the artistic and literary fields.
Here you may be able to express your deep emotional feelings through painting, writing, music, or other art forms.
Often, however, there if a great deal of difficulty finding a suitable outlet for the your Life Path.
You are usually well suited to the helping and healing professions... but less inclined to the competitive business environment.
You have the ability to make friends very easily, as people are attracted to your magnetic, open personality.
You have a special gift of understanding people, which if used correctly can be of great benefit to others.
Your interest in people tends to make you quite social.
People just naturally like you because you are so sympathetic, tolerant and broad-minded.
In many ways, you are a romantic that can get lost in your loves and passions.
Relationships can be difficult for you, however, because it is hard to strike a balance that will work effectively.
If your partner is one sharing your giving attitudes, the relationship will be happy and lasting.
On the other hand, if you choose a partner whose focus is on material issues, problems will arise quickly.
As do all the life path numbers, the 9 has its negative side, and because of the demanding nature of the truly positive 9, many tend to fail in this category.
It is not uncommon for persons with the 9 life path to fight the realities and challenges of purpose imposed... because selflessness is not an easy trait.
You may have difficulty believing that giving and a lack of personal ambition can be satisfying.
You must accept that little long-term satisfaction and happiness is to be gained by rejecting the natural humanitarian inclinations of your path. |
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| wow thats kinda trippy..... |
[May. 19th, 2005|10:17 am] |
American Cities That Best Fit You:
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55% Las Vegas |
55% San Diego |
50% Austin |
50% Denver |
50% Honolulu |
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| Smile Empty Soul. |
[May. 19th, 2005|09:56 am] |
| [ | mood |
| |  good | ] |
| [ | music |
| | Yellowcard | ] |
Well yesterday was fun. went with Jenn to Mervyns. Got herself a cool towel so she can be hot like me while we tan every day. lol Then we cruised on over to the mall, went to Claires for earrings. Got the cutest necklace!!! I love it and I got a new belly ring too! Yay!! And new socks, can forget them! Say rock star. Theyre tight. Hmm went and got me a No fear energy drink, she got a double shot expresso and a frappichino!! BING BING BING I would be bouncing off the walls. haha. We came home and changed to go swimming. Our tans are coming along nicely. One goal that I'm closer to achieving. yay ya! My bro joined us at the pool. Were there for a few hours then we came home and I cooked her dinner. haha Flauntas n rice!! woo. So good. She took off I took a shower and stuff. Watched the episode of Everwood from Monday that I missed. It was soooo sad.. I wanted to cry. Think it hit home cuz the mom has cancer and she looks like my gramma did so yeah...emotional wreck. Watched Meet the Barkers after, which made things a lil better. Funny show. Tried to go to sleep bout 1030 and the power went off so all the neighbors were outside talking and my window was open. SHUT THE FUCK UP DAMMIT!!! But yeah fell back to sleep after setting my phone to go off so I could get up for work on time.
Went to work and hung out with jenny jenn jenn. Nothing too excited happened today. Traffic, hung by the bathroom. Didnt see either of my bros, how sad. Talked to Bret tho! Lol. He rocks man. Got my autograph by the bassist guy from Smile Empty Soul. Guess he was there yesterday at lunch. hah. Should have been the drummer but its all good. Get to meet him on Saturday so hell yeah. Concert is tonight *dances* I'm excited. I figure we'll leave about 3 for the concert....4 give us some time to chill down there. Eh dont have to but yeah mos def have to leave by 5. Well gonna go change, Jenn and I are gonna go do a 1 hour power tan at 11. byeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee |
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| Good day mate |
[May. 18th, 2005|10:57 am] |
| [ | mood |
| |  excited | ] |
| [ | music |
| | LP and JZ | ] |
My bio final went well! I think.... lol this dude had like a tourettes moment. It was creepy. Like just started talking right before we were gonna take the test. Making comments bout one of the guys in our class. "The guy right there in the blue shirt, oh hes looking at me, now he looked away..." It was extrememly odd. Someone forgot to take their medicine! But yes, went to Robinsons after and got new jeans then I came home and watched Chaotic, was fuckin hilarious. Britney is such a retard.
Well today was awesome. Jenn and I were having a table top party. hah my car is a table *nod* Mr Abouf the fag...can I borrow your table? Yeah ok loser. SO yeah we hung out watching people pull stupid manuevers in the parking lot. Didnt do shit. Waved some cars to get them to move once my mom showed up again. She took off for awhile. And then she got mad cuz we were standing there talking and dancing, being the odd children we are. We were having fun so she was just jealous. Kyle hung with us for like 2 seconds, was wearing this really fancy jacket. Looked spiffy. This group of children were having a "wedding" before school, marrying two girls. THey were all dressed up for the parts too...was oddd........ Hung around with the other supervisors, maning the bathrooms. Made fun of Jerrys Gilligan hat. I love that guy, tried to turn the sprinklers on on me, fag! lol. Talked to Nelson, cant work extra hours now that Im outta school. 2 hour supervisors can only work 2 hours, yeah ok, then whats up with Bobby and Bill, theyre both 2 hours and work more!!! Bitch! Ah well. More time to work out and tan to obtain my summer goals. Want a tat by the end of summer too. *nods* And my truck. Shall be a good summer. Might have a job at the Valencia movie theatre!! hell yes baby! Well brunch came along and my stoner buddy Larry came and hung out with me. I heart him. I really do, so adorable. Just a lil stoner child who decides to tell me hes going to go smoke out Saturday night instead of coming to the concert. *shakes head* Ah well. Get high, kill some more brain cells! Woo!!! Its cool he hung with me tho, was bored outta my mind.
Gonna go out with Jenn, gonna tan it up and shop. *nod* So PEACE AND IM OUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
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| STARFUCKERS!!!!!!!!! |
[May. 17th, 2005|05:48 pm] |
my god sits in the back of the limousine
my god comes in a wrapper of cellophane
my god pouts on the cover of the magazine
my god's a shallow little bitch trying to make the scene
I have arrived and this time you should believe the hype
I listened to everyone now I know that everyone was right
I'll be there for you as long as it works for me
I play a game
it's called insincerity
starfuckers
starfuckers
starfuckers, inc.
starfuckers
I am every fucking thing and just a little more
I sold my soul but don't you dare call me a whore
and when I suck you off not a drop will go to waste
it's really not so bad you know once you get past the taste, yeah
(asskisser)
starfuckers
starfuckers
starfuckers, inc.
starfuckers
all our pain
how did you think we'd get by without you?
you're so vain
I bet you think this song is about you
don't you?
don't you?
don't you?
don't you?
now I belong I'm one of the chosen ones
now I belong I'm one of the beautiful ones |
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| Hell Fuckin yeah, dude. |
[May. 17th, 2005|09:53 am] |
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| |  cheerful | ] |
| [ | music |
| | Simple Plan | ] |
This week really kicks ass. Its the last day of school for me!!!!! WOOOOOOOOOOO!!! *dances* Bye bye stress!!! Was so hilarious this morning. Got shit from Larry for not being at Saturday school, Im so proud he went. All cuz he thought I was going to be there! Awww. Hes such a cutie, I love him. *huggles* So yeah. Talked to him and Kyle out in the front of the school. They rock man. So hilarious, going off about the fucked up teachers at the school and puking. Was quite an interesting convo. I was cracking up. Kyle told us how he made a teacher cry, said she sucked balls and she started crying!! Lmao I was like "dude is that because she doesnt, or what?" hah. Just spewed from my mouth, Larry got a kick outta it. Jenn put some purple dye stuff in his hair for him, looks tight. His fave color is purple, whatta geek man. Ah well. He calls my mom Mom too so guess I have 3 brothers now. one real, but yeah. Then I was hanging out in front of the boys bathroom cuz get this!! Thought I was all moving up in the world getting a key for the school, too damn bad it only opens the fuckin bathrooms!!!! Whatta DICK!!! Nelson *growls* SO yeah, was hanging out there and my brother (well brother #1...er technically it should be #2 but yeah GV BRO #1 there we go KEITH!!!) The lighter from his belt broke on him yesterday hahaha! Loser! We talked for awhile and then he went back to class. Was going to put my radio back and I hear "I love you Sister!!" and he was sticking his head out of a classroom. hah Love u too loser! get back to class. lol. Hes so adorable. This kids rock man, Imma adopt them. haha. Keith reminds me of Jarrod. Kinda funny. Just how he dresses and how he has a story for everything. SO yeah, thennnn I go with Jenn to talk to Bret about working the concert thing on Saturday cuz I guess they need people to work but they cant pay them, so obviously I volunteered! Ill do anything for that boy. lmao jk. not anything, but yeah. So he told me we could meet all the bands and get autographs and stuff! Hell yes!!! Brets going to the concert on Thursday too! Hah would be funny if we saw him. Good day!!! Lovin it. Eventful. SO Saturday should completely rock. Cannot wait!!!! |
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| Hes gotta have something in his mouth to replace the donut! |
[May. 16th, 2005|09:36 pm] |
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| |  lmao horny. NICE! | ] |
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| | Nine inch Nails. Hell yeah Elly! | ] |
Lmao that was shear genius Ellyn, damn whistle happy Ref. Yeah so Justin's bball game rocked! They kicked major ass. THe other team had like twelve year olds then 92 year olds. Was odd. This one guy on Justins team was freakin hilarious. There was a cute blonde boy there too. *nod* We had fun. WEnt to Coldstones after. YUUUMMM Chocolate Devotion. Hell yeah Babay! On the way home Brad called me and asked if I knew where she was, started to say "I could magically mentally call her to find out where she is" But he cut me off and said he didnt need a smartass response, yeah OOOOKKK Asshole. Geez. Like I ever get a straight answer out of him. DICK! How am I related to such pricks, man??? Will never understand that. Every person in my family, step or not, has a big giant stick up their ass. Sheessssshhhh. But anyways, now I'm sitting here chillin when I really should be doing some studying, but hell I got a lot done today so the brain deserves a break. *nod* So hmmmm what to do now...perhaps I will read.....or write....yeah so Im out of this joint. |
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